April 28, 2010

Lightening

My bum is a bit big.

This is not a new realization.  I've known it for a while.  Come to terms with it.  But this weekend was a first.

I backed into an electric fence.


An electric fence used to keep cows in check.

It works.

image courtesy of the mother [insert plural of the nasty word here], aka "speedrite," who make the fence.  and the crappy signs.  that, if they appear at all, are positioned only near gates.  and which, if they are present, have a supermongo-sized logo and a teeny tiny sketch of that hand touching arrowhead-looking things and look nothing like said sign in the photo above.  and absolutely none of which have the word "electric" printed anywhere.  

4 comments:

Rachel said...

Junk in the trunk or not. That sounds painful.

karey m. said...

your bum is not too big. that fence was too small.

xoxo.

pen.ny said...

I think Rachel summed up my feelings about this situation pretty well, OUCH.

Estelle said...

I don't even know what to say about that. Sounds horrifying. And I cannot believe your hubby has found multiple four leave clovers in his lifetime. I don't even want to tell you how much time I have devoted to this quest and to no avail!